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Jokes for KidsWhat did the Terminator say to Batman? "I'll be bat!" How do you make a hanky dance? Put a little 'boogie' in it What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. What's yellow, brown and hairy? Cheese on toast dropped on the carpet. What do you call a bat in a bellfry? A dingbat. What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman! What did the doctor say to the witch in the hospital? "With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell." How does God wash the ocean? With Tide twice a day! Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back Why did the mouse run? Because it was raining cats and dogs. How did the pig with laryngitis feel? Disgruntled Who is it that pigs write letters to? Their pen pals! What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine? A slow poke Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk! Why couldn't the pony talk? He was a little horse What do you get from a bratty cow? Spoiled milk How do dinosaurs decorate their bathrooms? With rep-tiles! Cindy: Why do elephants paint their toenails red? Sally: I don't know. Cindy: So they can hide in a strawberry patch. Sally: I don't believe you. Cindy: Did you ever see an elephant in a strawberry patch? Sally: No Cindy: See. It really works! What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow. What do you do with little green monsters? Wait until they ripen! Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank What do you call an Australian animal that gets run over by a truck?? A duck-billed splattypus
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